So, you want to serve Princess Jasmine? Well, first, you’ll need to follow these rules—whether you like it or not. I’m in charge here, and you’ll do things my way, or not at all. 💋
Payment:
No payment, no attention. It’s that simple. All tributes must be sent upfront before I even think about acknowledging you. Don’t waste my time with any excuses. I expect it, and I demand it.
Behavior & Boundaries:
You’re here to serve, not to talk back. Any disrespect or disobedience will get you cut off immediately. You don’t negotiate with royalty, and if you try, you’ll be blocked faster than you can say “tribute.”
Availability:
I don’t have all day to cater to you. I’m available Monday to Thursday from 7 PM to 10 PM (EST) and Friday to Sunday from 8 PM to 11 PM (EST). You’ll book your spot at least 48 hours in advance—if I don’t see your payment, you can forget about it.
Session Length & Breaks:
I’ll grace you with my presence for 30 or 60 minutes. No more. Don’t get greedy. I’ll take a 15-minute break between sessions, so don’t even try to book back-to-back. I don’t work like that.
No Refunds:
Once I’ve received your tribute, it’s gone. Don’t even think about asking for it back. You give, and I take. Simple.
Confidentiality:
What happens between us stays between us. No recordings, no sharing, no spreading my business around. If you can’t respect that, you’ll be blocked and reported.
By booking, you’re accepting these terms and agreeing to serve your Princess. Don’t disappoint me—show me you know your place